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I don't care for your white/western/male bullshit, thanks.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Mars Bar Tunnel Cake with Dulce de Leche

do-not-touch-my-food:

Mars Bar Tunnel Cake with Dulce de Leche

nothingeverlost:

veggieblt:

tin-pan-ali:

papa-scotch:

dextrahoffman:

The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100)

That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness.

HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS!

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IS THAT THING SHOOTING FIRE!?!?!??!

I love that someone looked at bagpipes and thought ‘this could use a little more fire.’

langsettte:

sizvideos:

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Ohhhh my god !!!!

portraits-of-america:

“I don’t have dreams, I have realities. I have bills. I have struggles.”

Hartford, CT

portraits-of-america:

“I don’t have dreams, I have realities. I have bills. I have struggles.”

Hartford, CT

lightspeedsound:

theamazingindi:

lightspeedsound:

jcestarvingartist:

softcore-fuckery:

trebled-negrita-princess:

this looks like the buffet of food from Spirited Away, where I don’t know what ANY of it is, but it looks AMAZING

holds back tears*

Food porn.

about 99% sure that this is from the movie Eat Drink Man Woman and it pisses me off that people have no idea what it is, where it’s from, and just immediately equate it with an anime thing.

Because oh look it’s actually traditional CHINESE cooking. 

Look.

This was Ang Lee’s first real big hit—and it’s an amazing movie and these shots were so hard to film that they had to literally hire FUCKING STUNT CHEFS TO DO THE ACTION SHOTS OK. (warning: he kills a fish and a chicken in these shots).

The first shot is making dumplings in a quick and amazing way which takes YEARS of practice to do.

The next couple of shots are of steamed white chicken which is one of those staple, simple foods in Chinese cuisine that is really REALLY hard to perfect. Like it’s one of those things that sounds simple but is rarely ever perfect. 

The next is smoked pork belly and bok choy.

I could go on and on and on but like I’m just really pissed off that people are reblogging this like “OMFG REAL LIFE SPIRITED AWAY.”

Fuck you, it’s Ang Lee’s amazing fucking movie, Eat Drink Man Woman, which is all about sisters and daughters and food and family and basically no, it’s not fucking anime, it’s fucking Chinese culture in a nutshell.

did people immediately see this and think ‘oh, how anime’ fuck you, fuck off this is chinese cuisine 

i don’t think you know much about culture at all if you genuinely can’t tell the difference between real chinese food and animated japanese food, congrats kiddo, you’re a fetishistic racist who gels all asian culture together

like it’s not just chinese cuisine, it’s fucking GOURMET, MASTER LEVEL CHINESE CUISINE.

like at one point he cooks that seafood literally  by just BATHING IT IN LADLES OF HOT WATER.

IT’S SO FUCKING SEXY AND IMPRESSIVE.

like at another point he SMOKES A CHICKEN IN HIS YARD.

AND FANS IT WITH A FUCKING BAMBOO AND PAPER FAN.

AT ANOTHER POINT HE KILLS A FISH BY SHOVING CHOPSTICKS DOWN ITS MOUTH THROUGH ITS INNARDS.

like AT ANOTHER POINT IN THE MOVIE, ONE OF HIS DAUGHTERS MAKES THIN THIN RICE CREPES BY LITERALLY RUBBING THE DOUGH ON A HOT STONE AND PEELING OFF THE RESULTING LESS-THAN-PAPER-THIN LAYER OF STICKINESS OFF THE STONE SURFACE.

I don’t care to imagine what that first commenter was thinking but if I did I imagine it would be a handful of badly pronounced japanese words with actually literally the word “squee”

jawnsnough:

varysbueller:

#i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one

#wait am i his dad
#wait are you my dad

nearly-headless-horseman:

anightvaleintern:

iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf:

briellableu:

beautiesofafrique:

Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

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Black excellence 

this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.